where unpleasant words go when they die



dan brown,get a life.

i wasted a day today.
i should have spent it doin chem prep for my exam in 2 days,but instead,i spent it reading "The Lost Symbol" cover to cover.
Previously,i have read angels and demons cover to cover,and skimmed through his others(just SKIMMED for good reason)
So,i thought that maybe he finally wrote something new,something to justify the hype.
I was let down,majorly.
it was his style of writing:
1.one fag(langdon)
2.one woman
3.one mentor
4.one assassin(usually a sadist;may also have another independent villain ordering him around)
5.one cult(usually about science and/or religion)
6.one terribly shocking fact(to be revealed)
7.about one day to save the world as we know it
8.one terribly boring monologue about god and man(finally revealed)
His writing is rich and inviting,full of new,shady facts and myth.But COME ON!!!!its the same bloody story,over and over again!!and langdon NEVER gets to kiss the girl(portrayed to be very attractive)........what kind of shitty novel is THAT!!!

what he should do for the sake of the world economic conditions is bring out an condensed omnibus of sorts,with a different variable for each of the points above in a generic storyline,and the specifics of each scenario listed out like formulae in a vast glossary.....

it would be cheaper,and more than comparable to the originals.

@brown:go do something for all those devoted readers or yours who needlessly create megatons of hype each time you publish that same picture seen through diferent colored tinted glasses.

ciao

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